Longtime friend of the Aficionado, Dizz McGruber, shows us that with age comes wisdom, and with wisdom comes a sweet, sweet moustache. This moustache has transformed a young man from a naive, saucy-bacon eater to a bourbon swigging, cigar smoking, tough-loving kind of man.
When asked for the time, he checks a gold stop watch, hanging from a length of galvanized, high-test anchor rode.
When asked for directions, he draws a map in the sand with the pinpoint accuracy of an ancient Greek cartographer.
When asked for a ride… he complies.
It may not add IQ points, but a perfectly coiffed moustache certainly envelops a man in an air of sophisticated panache that no high-end community college program could dream of offering.
Thank you Dizz, for teaching all of us the ways of the 'mo.
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