Thursday, August 2, 2012

Derrick Sharpe Loses His Virginity - AotM

Losing your moustache virginity is an odd, yet glorious milestone. The exact moment can be difficult to define and the resulting outcome can be far from what the average layman calls "a moustache". And, unlike virginity proper, nothing stands in your way beyond insecurity over your own outward appearance in the eyes of others.

But it is nonetheless a defining moment in any man's (woman's?) life.

Ask Derrick Sharpe. 30+ years on this planet and his upper lip is for the first time crossing that chasm from pre-pubescence to full-blown manhood. Just look at it. It's thick. It's bushy. It's very Ned Flanders-esque. And the cheeky gentleman beside him just begs you to do so.


So fellow Aficionados, do not wallow in the sunset in your life. It is never too late to repent for your hairless past and allow your sub-nasal region to flourish like the well-tended begonias of a Georgian widow's estate. Grow, and be hairy!

Do you remember your first mo? Share your stories in the comments below!

1 comment:

  1. My first time was last year for Movember. It was well below my (modest) expectations. I still consider myself a mo-virgin.

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