If you are Jason Cates' unnamed man-friend, then in fact only the opposite is true. It evokes feelings of pure and unadulterated manliness in both one's self and his peers. For if you are to depart forever from the world of bachelorhood, why not do it in the classiest way possible?
It was in Texas, 2007. The invitation from the groom read, "All men are requested to attend the ceremony with a mustache." Here's a photo of three gentlemen that were up to the task.
If you were to embrace one 'gine for life, how would you go? In a blaze of grown-man-grandioso, or as a baby-faced lover of fine fruits and dermatological creams? Share your thoughts in the comments below!