Since Geoff Yenson landed on our rich mahogany chesterfield a few days ago, his arrival has stirred the office into a whimsical quest to find out more about the rogue maverick making the “broom stick” or “Ned Flanders” style of lip rope fashionable, and caused those around the water cooler to question their male heterosexuality, loins quivering. He clearly wears it with pride and a valour only kings would flaunt at the most exclusive beer pong tournament.

His picture was sent in by what we can only assume to be a supremely grateful sexual conquest of Geoff’s – Annelie Marcilese. In the digital letter she wrote a simple yet powerful message that shook the foundations of sentence structuring:
THis Moustache doesnt need an introduction.
But for legal reasons you can call it Geoff YEnson.
With Great Pleasure,
Annelie Marcilese
We adore her devotion to getting this man the sought after pat on the back that only The Moustache Aficionado can deliver.
Thank you Geoff Yenson. You have made me very confused about my choice in leather pants for this fall season.
You are an Aficionado.
Think you got what it takes to be an Aficionado of the Month? Send in your greasy mane to themoustacheaficionado@gmail.com
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