Monday, October 4, 2010

Public Washroom Usage and Deuce-age: An Aficionado’s Guide to the Public Washroom

Today we continue with Part 2 of our guide to going #2. Today's Issue: Tissue Issue.

Women always carry around Kleenex. In Japan, they give it out for free on the streets. What's with all the tissue!? And then the moment you need it, is the moment it all makes sense. Public washrooms are notorious for being under-stocked with TP. Nothing worse than being caught with your pants down, and nothing to wipe with. A pack of tissues in your bag might make you look like a pussy, but it’ll save your ass. Or do what I do, think of your socks as kidneys; you only really need one to get by, and the other one can be put to much more productive purposes.

If all else fails, just remember the age-old saying; "be a man, use your hand".

Tune in next time for Part 3: All revved up and nowhere to go!

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