October Aficionado of the Month! Jordan Smails...

This man is no stranger to the mo. Rocking moustaches thicker than your pubes, Jordan Smails can grow a Lip-Duster like few others. Down for the cause, he even rocked his Tom Selleck during a career stint at an elementary school. Imagine the look of shock and awe on little Jimmy's Mom's face when she locked gazes with Jordan's nose-neighbour. Astounding.



Jordan Smails, we salute you!