Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A very moustachy christmas

What better way to get everyone into the holiday season than an expose' on Santa Claus.
Us here at the fantastic "fanzine" that is "Themoustacheaficionado.com". Have realized that there is something strangely odd about the cultural phenom that is "over-pretective mothers willingly putting their children onto an old strangers lap" This type of social behavior has been going on since the birth of the elf costume and yet if it wasn't the middle of november to the 24th of December then the last thing that people would be placing their kids is on a strangers lap.
The only difference, besides the costume, tradition, security and background checks on the men, is the beard. Hands down, beards make older men approachable. I know what your thinking... prove it. Well here is a photo list of men who you would let your kids play with all year round.

zach galifianakis
Quote:"Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon."

Poseidon
Quote:" That's right, Mrs Rogo. The Greek God Poseidon. God of storms, tempests, earthquakes and other miscellaneous natural disasters. Quite an ill-tempered fellow."

Mel Gibson
Quote:""I'll apologise when hell freezes over. They can fuck off!" when asked to apologise to GLAAD for homophobic comments.

Hagrid
Quote:"Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die."

Santa Claus
Quote:"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”

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