Monday, November 2, 2009

Halloween Ass-Tearing Extravagasmo! Recap.

I don’t know what you fellow aficionados got up to this Halloween, but we had a stompin’ good time over at our crib!

The Moustache Aficionado presented the Ass-Tearing Halloween Extravagasmo at Mike and Trav’s hot new digs in Shaugnessy. Although memories are hazy, we estimate that over 100 people made it in to dance, drink, and fight their way through the night.

Our current tally includes ONE broken window, ONE closet fuck (that may or may not have resulted in the pile of vomit found there the next day), at least TWO fights (through Mike’s direct observation. Travis claims he was personally involved in four), 179 empty beverage containers returned to the depo today, TWO housemates chundering, ONE leftover stuffed tiger, some poor bastard’s cell phone (whose mom keeps calling us), and oh so much more.

Thank you to all who made it out, and had a good time. You know who you are. And to those that did come out and didn’t have a good time... feel free to go fuck yourself.

Keep your eyes peeled to The Moustache Aficionado . Com for more ass-tearing events!

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