Well, almost. The hairiest month of them all (as if you needed any excuse) is almost back for another season. That's right, the month when Gillette shaver sales plummet by over 61% as sales of single-malt scotch whiskey and moustache wax skyrocket; the month when fragile new relationships get pushed to their limit in a test of authenticity; the month when boys become men and men become gentlemen…
The month of Movember.
The Moustache Aficionado is here to support you in your endeavour. Pledge your allegiance to the moustache with a slick new Movember t-shirt from the Moustache Aficionado. For 2013, we have set up a brand new shopping experience to get you suited up for the forthcoming facial hair extravaganza.
A man's first moustache is a joyous occasion. That time where a man crosses the line from baby-faced shaver slave to waxed and polished Moustache Aficionado. Not a time to be taken lightly, certainly not. Celebrations with friends, some smooth jazz and a few single malts on the rocks are all on order to ring in the new upper lip umbrage.
Lance Bloyd joins the upper echelons of the whiskered elite with his coiffed and coiled lip tickler. Carrying on the centuries-long tradition of cowboy staches, Lance keeps it real with this short yet symmetrical horizontal pointer. However, not one to wait around 'til the cows come home, Lance puts his mo to work breeding bulls and supplying those who get the breeding done.
So raise your glass in a toast to this September's Aficionado of the Month. It may be your first, but it certainly won't be your last.
That is the question asked by Moustache Aficionados around the world. It adds class, style, and suave sophistication, but… intelligence?
Longtime friend of the Aficionado, Dizz McGruber, shows us that with age comes wisdom, and with wisdom comes a sweet, sweet moustache. This moustache has transformed a young man from a naive, saucy-bacon eater to a bourbon swigging, cigar smoking, tough-loving kind of man.
When asked for the time, he checks a gold stop watch, hanging from a length of galvanized, high-test anchor rode.
When asked for directions, he draws a map in the sand with the pinpoint accuracy of an ancient Greek cartographer.
When asked for a ride… he complies.
It may not add IQ points, but a perfectly coiffed moustache certainly envelops a man in an air of sophisticated panache that no high-end community college program could dream of offering.
Thank you Dizz, for teaching all of us the ways of the 'mo.