Sunday, December 29, 2013

Aficionado of the Month - The Moustache of Time

Can't recall life without it. Can't imagine a future without it. The moustache exists for some like time itself; as a never-changing constant in life.

To the man known only as Noor, the classiest accessory available to a man's upper lip provides style, class and much gravitas.

Cheers to you, Noor!

Don't forget to submit your 'stache to be the next Aficionado of the Month!

Classy Moustache Monacle

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Movember T-Shirts Now Available!

It. Is. Here.

Well, almost. The hairiest month of them all (as if you needed any excuse) is almost back for another season. That's right, the month when Gillette shaver sales plummet by over 61% as sales of single-malt scotch whiskey and moustache wax skyrocket; the month when fragile new relationships get pushed to their limit in a test of authenticity; the month when boys become men and men become gentlemen…

The month of Movember.

The Moustache Aficionado is here to support you in your endeavour. Pledge your allegiance to the moustache with a slick new Movember t-shirt from the Moustache Aficionado. For 2013, we have set up a brand new shopping experience to get you suited up for the forthcoming facial hair extravaganza.

Buy your Movember t-shirt here.

These designs are limited edition, straight from the hairy upper lip of Vancouver, Canada. Order today to get yours in time for November, excuse me, Movember 1st.

No longer be mistaken for a pubescent teenaged orang-utan - let the world know that you are a Moustache Aficionado.

Movember Moustache Tshirt Store

Sunday, September 29, 2013

A Virgin Cowboy Moustache - Aficionado of the Month

A man's first moustache is a joyous occasion. That time where a man crosses the line from baby-faced shaver slave to waxed and polished Moustache Aficionado. Not a time to be taken lightly, certainly not. Celebrations with friends, some smooth jazz and a few single malts on the rocks are all on order to ring in the new upper lip umbrage.

Lance Bloyd joins the upper echelons of the whiskered elite with his coiffed and coiled lip tickler. Carrying on the centuries-long tradition of cowboy staches, Lance keeps it real with this short yet symmetrical horizontal pointer. However, not one to wait around 'til the cows come home, Lance puts his mo to work breeding bulls and supplying those who get the breeding done.

So raise your glass in a toast to this September's Aficionado of the Month. It may be your first, but it certainly won't be your last.

cowboy pilot mustache

Oh, and bull semen for sale? Lance has got all your semen needs covered.

Send your 'stache to and you could be our next Moustache Aficionado of the Month!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Does a Moustache Make a Man Smarter?

That is the question asked by Moustache Aficionados around the world. It adds class, style, and suave sophistication, but… intelligence?

ponderous mustache

Longtime friend of the Aficionado, Dizz McGruber, shows us that with age comes wisdom, and with wisdom comes a sweet, sweet moustache. This moustache has transformed a young man from a naive, saucy-bacon eater to a bourbon swigging, cigar smoking, tough-loving kind of man.

When asked for the time, he checks a gold stop watch, hanging from a length of galvanized, high-test anchor rode.

When asked for directions, he draws a map in the sand with the pinpoint accuracy of an ancient Greek cartographer.

When asked for a ride… he complies.

It may not add IQ points, but a perfectly coiffed moustache certainly envelops a man in an air of sophisticated panache that no high-end community college program could dream of offering.

creepy dude mustache

Thank you Dizz, for teaching all of us the ways of the 'mo.


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